Stuttgat
 My trip to Stuttgart man oh man.The plane was leave Toronto 5 pm Wed get to Stuggart 7.30 am Thursday sometimes the best laid plans.

 Wed afternoon get a call from the guy who is getting me on the plane as were traveling on a buddy pass at 2pm he works for  Air Canada, " Tam he says the flight to Toronto to Frankfurt looks dodgey to get on we have a plan "B" get to the airport right now and we will fly to Montreal looks good  from there. Ok I say I will be right down, On we go to Montreal no problem, we  get to Montreal flight to Frankfurt leaves 5 pm. We are on stand by flight guy comes over to us and says sorry only got room for 1 AWWWE NAWWW

 Its aweright my mates says we have plan "c" ok then I say to him wit is it 2 things he says we can fly back to Toronto and take a chance we get on the flight to Frankfurt or stay he and take a chance on  A flight toLondon, and we should be ok that way as loads of flights go to Stuttgart and Frankfurt fae there. He says that he isnae confident on getting on the Frankfurt flight from Toronto but if we didnae we could probley get back tae Montreal
 and get the London wan or even the late London wan fae Toronto, I say wur here let's take a chance on the London wan fae here, As luck wid have it we get the last two seats, and we are offski, The big man pulls a couple of strings and its first class all the way to London, we are on the plane and my mate pulls out all the schedules for planes going to Germany he says Plan "d" big  man. I say ok give us it. There is a flight to Stuttgart leaving at 8.15am we  might just get in time for it. We get to London 7.35 am run like a couple of maniacs to the next terminal we run in and the people are boarding
 the flight 3 minutes afore take aff we hand her the tickets she says sorry full up nae room . But there is a flight leaving for Frankfurt 9.15 am so we say ok put us down for it. Punters showing up in droves now we go over to the lassie she says disnae look good sorry fellows but hang in there, go over there and sit down. we Sit down big man says don't worry Tam we got a Plan,!!!!!
I stop him right there and say listen I got a fckn plan and its gonny be sum cnts funeral if I dont get there. he laffs the lassie calls oor names we go over and she says you got the last two seats tears whell up in my eyes, On we go flight arrives Frankfurt 11.50 am OK wits the plan noo a ask, as we hivnae been sittin on the plane beside wan another. We go find bobs rental car hire get a car and drive tae Stuttgart. BOBS FCKN RENTAL FCKN CAR HIRE WIT THE
 FCK IS THAT I scream at him , big bastrd laffs am only kidding he says but  we hiv tae find this place called Car pool where ye get a car for 8 pounds a day cos am a employee, awe Fck naw a says tae him jist go tae hertz or budget al pay NO, NO, NO big man he says wull be aweright we ask where we can find this place and we get there its about 20 minutes walk fae the airport. He is renting the
 car then he turns to me and says hey big man can you drive a standard aye a said but thought you hid driven in Germany afore aye! a did he says but it was a auto shift disnae matter I say I can anyway. so out comes this wee shite box of a ford fiesta. Its now almost 1 pm on to the auto- baun we go should have seen the faces of some of the merc audi and vw as the wee shite box going
 at 180 klms flashin lights tae tell them get tae fck out ma way, it then became the fck Indi 500 naw the big motors wurnae havin any of that shite  wee car like that passin thum they get up ma arse and flash there lights I move over and they disappear in tae the wild blue yonder but it was smashin. We make Stuttgart 200klm 2.30 pm smaashin now we are there got find oor way to the hotel where the guy with oor tickets is we stop a couple of times asking direction and get to the Hotel 3 pm the guy is sitting in the lobby with about ten punters awe slabbering waiting for the tickets if we dont make.
 Quick change into oor Strips and down to the big square, Party Time Martin I went over where the Brussels banner was  and asked for ye but two ghuys there didnae know you so I just went about enjoying sites and sounds ,
Start heading to the game from there tried the wee train and thought naw that pandemonium there get a Taxi, jump a Taxi up tae the Stadium and had a blast. was a bit scary last 15 minutes but I was very very proud of the tims that showed up there and got behind the team thank FCK some the moaning face bstrd from this list wisnae there. Leave the stadium after the game get on the wrang train and go the opposite way from wit a should have end up getting back to the hotel at 11.45 pm go for a quick Chinese get to bed around 1 pm wake up 5 pm on the road back at 6 am get on all the flights bang bang bang Frankfurt to Montreal then Montreal to Toronto in the hoose here for 3pm Toronto time read some of the post from the moaning face bastrd and say tae masel Tims they dont FCK no the meaning of being a Celtic Supporter, and I am not saying I am any better a Celtic supporter than anyone but for fcks sake yer wife's must be awefull hard on yez and the only thing ye can dae is come on this list and moan. Would I do it again yes ye
 better believe it god bless the Celtic and all who support them.

 Hail Hail Tam Donnelly  of to ma kip