The girl, thinking she's got a right weirdo says 'pardon?'.
I want some condoms please, answers the bloke.
She just ignores him.
'Look' says the bloke, 'I want some rubbers, something for the weekend, johnnies, whatever you want to call 'em OK?'.
'Sir, this is a sports shop!'
'Look can you fetch the manager please I want a quiet word with him'.
The girl goes to the back of the shop and tells the manager about the man's request.
'I'll handle him' says the manager and goes out to serve the bloke.
'About your request sir....' starts the manager.
'It's Ok' says the bloke, 'I was too embarrassed to ask the girl.........
..................got any Rangers Tops?'.
