Some of the jokes posted by Ken Taylor in Australia.

Q: What do you call 20 Rangers fans skydiving from an aeroplane?

A: Diarrhoea

Q: What do Rangers fans use for birth control?

A: Their personalities

Q: What do you have when 100 Rangers fans are buried up to their neck in sand?

A: Not enough sand.

Q: If you see a Rangers fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve       to hit him?  A: It might be your bicycle.

Q. Why do Rangers fans whistle whilst sitting on the bog?

A. So they know which end to wipe

Money saving tip for Rangers fans - rather than waste money on yet       another replica kit, simply strap a large rubber dildo to your head.       It'll be perfectly obvious to everyone who you support.

Dick Advocaat walks into his office at Ibrox and the first thing he sees is a giant jobby in the corner of his office. He storms into the dressing room, "Hey you lot!  Who's shit on the floor?"  Lorenzo Amoruso says, "Me boss, but I'm not bad in the air."

Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb at Ibrox?

A: Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the "2000-2001 light bulb        changing" commemorative T-shirt and video, and one to drive the  other two back to Edinburgh.

Q. Why don't you allow Rangers fans a coffee break at work?

A. Because it takes too long to retrain them.

Q: What do Rangers Fans and sperm have in common?

A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Rangers fan.  You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

A: Shoot the Rangers Fan...twice!

Q: A True Rangers fan, a glory-hunting Rangers fan, Santa, and the Easter        Bunny were walking down the street. They found £100.  Who took the money?

A: The glory-hunting Rangers fan. The other three don't exist.

This professor of psychology at Glasgow Uni built a truth-telling chair.  Every time someone sitting in it lied, the bottom of the chair -essentially  a trapdoor mechanism - collapsed sending the seated person flying to  the ground. He knew it worked - he'd tried it.

But he had to do some research before any one would believe him.  So he advertised in the Daily Record for volunteers to come along and  they'd get a fiver for their troubles, every hour.  He received loads of replies and as such was able to take from any  selection he liked. As a control for the experiment he decided to pick  football supporters, and invited three along for the first day of trials.

Anyway, the first day came and a Hibs fan arrived, he sat in the chair  and began to speak. "I think Hibernian Football Club are definitely the  third force in Scottish football..." and instantly the chair collapsed,  sending him sprawling to the floor before he could carry on.

Next, a Hearts fan arrived, he sat in the chair and began to speak...  "I think Heart of Midlothian Football Club are still capable of mounting  a similar challenge on the title as last season" and instantly the chair  collapsed, sending him sprawling to the floor before he could carry on.

Then a Rangers fan arrived, he sat in the chair and began to speak...  "I think..."  and instantly the chair collapsed sending him sprawling to the floor  before he could carry on.

A man goes to Glasgow airport and eventually goes into the departure  lounge to wait for the call for his flight home. The place is a mess.  All around him are overturned tables, smashed windows, upturned chairs,  broken flight monitors and crowd control barriers littering the floor.  "Christ, what happened here?" he asks one of the ground crew.  "Oh," he replies. "Bloody hopeless it was, we had the Rangers  squad in here this morning filming the new Nike ad!"