Martin
O'Donnell wrote:
My first Celtic game was in January
28, 1967 when Celtic faced Arbroath
at Celtic Park in the first round
of the Scottish Cup. The game itself
will not go down in the annals of
Celtic history as one of the great
games. Celtic strolled to an easy
4-0 victory against the hapless 'Red
Lichties'. The most remarkable
thing about that day was not what
happened in Glasgow's East End, but
rather something else which happened
many miles away , but more of that
later.
I had been playing football in the
local park with my pals on that
freezing day when the great
opportunity presented itself which would
allow me to see Celtic in the flesh
for the first time. One of the
laddies I had been playing with was
the son of Frankie Corrigan who had
a bit of cash and had recently
acquired a Ford Zephyr. To me this
represented the ultimate in taste,
fashion and sophistication. A popular
television programme called "Z
Cars" had this particular model as the
main protagonist in its opening
scenes. This only served to add to the
allure of the expedition which I
was about to undertake.
Frankie, noticing that I had no
coat and had only a pair of wellies to
display my football skills,
suggested that it would be a good idea to go
home, get a coat and ask my father
for permission to go to the game.
Knowing that my father would not
countenance such a thing, I boldly
stated that it was alright and with
that jumped in the car.
There were five of us laddies
squashed in the back seat which as I
recall was covered in what seemed
to be emerald green plastic. We were
given juice and crisps as we set
off westwards to find Paradise.
Frankie was at the wheel with big
Paddy Coyne as his navigator. Frankie
and Paddy were that new generation
of younger Catholics who had a wee
bit of money and were able to see
the Bhoys on a regular basis. The
contrast between the two could not
have been greater.
Frankie was a bit older than Paddy
and came from Derry and a smile was
rarely of his face. I never saw the
man angry in my life. By way of
contrast, Paddy was a bull of a
man.
Well over six feet and with the
build of a genuine light heavyweight, he
was an awesome sight. Even with
numbers huns were very wary of him, at
that time I always felt reassured
by his sheer physical presence.
It struck me odd that we were
leaving at eleven o'clock for a regular
three o'clock kick off.
My confusion was added to by the
fact that we seemed to avoid the main
Glasgow road and instead embarked
upon a grand tour of West Lothian,
Lanarkshire and Greater Glasgow.
The reason for the detour became all
too apparent as our Odyssey
gradually unfolded. We seemed to stop with
monotonous regularity at every
second pub on the way with which both men
had an intimate knowledge.
In an era when there was no
breathalyser and when car ownership was
still mainly confined to the Middle
Classes, Frankie and Paddy rightly
deduced that there chances of being
pulled over were minimal. Today's
over protective society would have
been appalled by the circumstances of
our travel arrangements. No seat
belts (not compulsory), a driver who
was clearly over the limit and five
youngsters in the back and a car
which seemed to automatically
screech to a halt when it sensed a pub in
the vicinity.
A combination of the stop-start and the effects of too much juice and
crisps led to the inevitable, with me much to my shame throwing up on
various grass verges en route.
Finally we made it to the outskirts
of Celtic Park and the inevitable
ritual of parking the car. A wee
boy who was younger than us, but much
older in other ways, kindly (as I
then thought) offered "tae look efter
yur motor Mister". A tanner
was thrust in his hand and I felt great
jealousy that this wean was able to
con two grown men out of a lot of
money.
This was my first visit to Glasgow
that I could remember and there
seemed to be a lot of people that
you don't see anymore. Wee dwarf like
men with clubbed feet and other
deformities which I had never seen
before yet all possessing voices
like foghorns selling an array of goods
and papers. Coming from a small
village, I had never seen so many people
congregated together as we made our
way through the streets.
As we approached the turnstile my
excitement mounted, it hadn't occurred
to me that I would have to pay to
get in. Paddy stood next to the
turnstile as the laddies lined up,
he grabbed us by the scruff of the
neck and thrust us roughly over the
contraption into whatever lay
beyond. The closest I have seen to
this manoeuvre was on television
when a group of Australian farmers
shepherded their flock through the
sheep dip, though it has to be
stated that the Antipodeans displayed far
more concern and dexterity than
Paddy did.
Typically, I was last in the queue
and as I was wheeked over the
turnstile, one of my feet caught
the top ( I have always been a big
lump) and I tumbled over into
the muck and whatever else lay beneath.
When I arose from the filth, much
to the amusement of all present, I
looked like a prime candidate for
"Children in Need'.
Thus I entered Paradise.
Impervious to the derision of the
others as well as the freezing cauld,
I bolted up the stairway and gained
my first sight of Celtic Park. My
breath was taken away by the sheer
size and scale of the ground.
Unbeknown to me I was in the
'Jungle', it's difficult to convey to the
younger generation of the
atmosphere that was generated at that time but
it was unique. Being a child I saw
everything from a child's perspective
both physically and emotionally. Of
the game itself I have very few
recollections except that Celtic
seemed to score with effortless ease. I
was disappointed that both Jinky
and Buzzbomb weren't playing that day
as they were my favourite players.
In the school playground, everybody
wanted to be Jinky as he could
dribble and the ball seemed tied to his
boots. Buzzbomb could run fast and
score goals, that was good enough for
me. (The more subtle but immense
skills of Murdoch and Auld were
completely lost on this nine year
old.) Three players stood out one of
whom was Ronnie Simpson with his
bright, emerald green jersey. Then
there was big Tam Gemmell with his
flaming red hair. However, Billy
McNeill commanded my attention most
as he just looked like a giant with
his blond hair and imperial
presence.
Most nine year olds have a short
attention span and once it was
established that Celtic were going
to win this game with ease, my eyes
and ears began to wander. At ground
level I could see the debris of the
broken bottles which littered the
terraces, the reek of stale drink was
everywhere. As it transpired, my
wellies had been an inspired if
unintentional choice of footwear
for that day as an acrid and foul
smelling torrent streamed endlessly
southwards.The floodlights too were
a source of wonder, I had never
seen anything quite like these things.
But most of all it was the people
who intrigued me as I slowly got used
to the sing-song rhythms of the
Glasgow speech and patter. It was as if
I was being taught a new language,
acquiring a new vocabulary and new
songs and most importantly being
gently inducted into "the Celtic way".
From what I can recall there was no
chanting and certainly at that time
no overt reference to the political
struggle in Ireland. The troubles
however were sadly shortly to break
out some months later. These were
happy days in so many ways as the
song so rightly proclaimed. I was also
privileged if blissfully ignorant
of the fact that I was watching the
greatest football team to come out
of the British Isles and one of the
greatest sides ever in the history
of the game.
At the end of the game a huge roar
erupted and I assumed that this was
how every Celtic victory was
acclaimed at Celtic Park, although even
though it did occur to me that
vanquishing Arbroath did not merit such
a response. Paddy was delirious
with joy as he yelled out "The Huns are
oot the cup!". I wasn't even
aware who the huns were playing that day
but was quickly apprised of the
essential facts. In probably Jock
Wallace's greatest moment, he as
goalkeeper had managed to retain
Berwick Rangers 1-0 slender lead
over the big Rangers in far off
Berwick.
Paddy insisted that the monumental
defeat of the hated hun was yet
another reason to prolong the
celebrations, though had Rangers won 10-0,
he would still have gone to the pub
anyway.
Eventually when they had quenched
their thirst, it was decided to make
our slow, tortuorus way back home.
Through the gloom and the darkness,
it slowly dawned on me that I would
have to face the music.
In my absence, my parents had sent
out search parties to locate me. They
were frantic with worry. I knocked
at the door and my mother's face was
a mixture of shock and pure relief,
"Where have you been!"........ "I've
been to see Celtic ma" came
the honest reply.
As I explained the chain of events
relief gave way to incredulity and
then to anger. I was given a
skelping (well, rituals had to be observed)
and sent straight to bed with no
supper.
That night I couldn't sleep, not
because my arse was stinging because of
the skelping (my father's heart
wasn't in it if the truth be told, deep
down I suspect he admired what I
had done). To me the sights and sounds
of that day were too vivid to erase
from my memory.
I knew I had to go back.