Sorry if you've heard it before

A lion in the Glasgow zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when a
visitor turned to the keeper and said, 'That's a docile old thing isn't
it?'
'No way', said the keeper, 'its the most ferocious beast in the zoo.' 'Why
just an hour ago it dragged a Rangers Fan into the cage and completely
devoured him.'
'Hardly seems possible' said the astonished visitor, 'why is it lying there
licking its arse?'
'The poor thing is trying get the taste out of its mouth.'

Slan
Dermot Houston