Two Hun fans are in hell. Lucifer sees the two Hun fans grinning
happily.
"Why are you two so happy?", inquires Lucifer, "You're in hell and are
supposed to be tormented souls".
"We are from Scotland ", says one Scot, "It's always cold, wet and windy
there. It's lovely and warm here and we like it".

Lucifer decides to turn the Flames Of Hell up and make the place even
hotter. He goes on his rounds again and comes across the two Scots fans,
still grinning happily.
"Why are you two so happy?", inquires Lucifer, "I've just turned the Flames
of Hell up, you're supposed to be screaming in pain ".
"We are from Scotland", says one Scot, "We stand on glaciers wearing kilts.
It's lovely and warm here and we like it".

Lucifer is getting mad. He decides to turn the Flames of Hell on full. But
he finds the two Scots, still grinning
happily. "Why are you two so happy?", inquires Lucifer, "I've just turned
the Flames of Hell on full, you should be begging for mercy "
"We are from Scotland", says one Scot, "Our ruddy complexions are from years
of rain and wind. It's lovely and warm here and we like it".

Lucifer is furious and starts to think and decides to give the Scots a taste
of home so he turns the Flames of Hell off. The place goes cold, icicles
form on the Hell Caves and the temperature drops to well below
freezing.
Lucifer goes on his rounds and comes across the two Scots fans even more
happy.

"WHAT!!!', Lucifer explodes, "I have just given you a taste of home, you
should be tormented!".
"Well, pal", one Scot replies, "Hell has just frozen over, so that means
Rangers have just one the Championship!".