old ones are the best and all that.......

 

 A 90 year Celtic Supporter dies and goes to heaven. On arrival to the
Pearly
Gates he hears a large crowd roaring from inside. As he bangs on the Gates,

St. Peter answers wearing a green and white hooped jersey. St. Peter tells
him
that Heaven Celtic are playing Hell Rangers. As he enters he sees all  his
heroes from youth playing in for Heaven Celtic.  "Feck ", he says "  Theres
Thompson in goal, there's Rooney down the wing and 'Jinky' Johnstone  up
front.
There's Jock Stein shouting from the side-lines." St. Peter says "Thats
some
team we've got together, isn't it?"  The man replies " Aye they're all
Parkhead
Legends,
 but I don't remember him up front with the white beard."  St. Peter says "
That's God, he thinks he's Henrik Larsson!".